Jeff's Dog
MAX is Jeff’s dog, raised on HyperEVM speed.
Quiet paws, sharp instincts, always ahead.
Bidmandments
▼read carefully to enter thy underworld.
I. Thou shalt always bid
Sleep not upon a worthy dip; the dog rewardeth the unceasing bid.
II. Honor thy commitment
Thou shalt not paper-hand the covenant; the dog seeth every flinch.
III. Bid & shut the lid
He who shutteth the chart returneth richer than he who refresheth in fear.
IV. Envy not the meme
Thou shalt not covet thy fren's bag, the dog hath chosen thee.
V. Honor thy fellow bidders
Thy fellow bidder is thy brother in faith; front-run not thy kin.
VI. Thou shalt bid and pray
Snipe not the bond at the final tick, for that is the path of cowards.
VII. Honor the liquid altar
The altar that thou fillest with liquidity remembereth its feeders.
VIII. Diamond paws
He who sells feeds the burn. He who holds inherits the supply.
IX. Bid high, rebid higher
Bid not once but thrice, for the dog ascendeth on rebids alone.
X. Thou shalt spread the gospel of the sacred bid
On X and in every chat shalt thou whisper $MAX; an unshared bid is wasted breath.
XI. He who obeys may bond
Tokenomics
The First 33
▼thirty-three seats. one rite. 1M $MAX (0.1% of supply) each.
The first thirty-three wallets to bid 6.6 $HYPE worth (in $USDC) of $MAX on alt.fun's bonding curve, complete the three rites, and submit the buy receipt at the final step of the ritual, each receive 1M $MAX (0.1% of supply).
seats close 3 hours after launch, or once all thirty-three are filled. airdrop runs automatically via script once the cohort is complete.
HyperEvmScan →The Burns
▼the rite is performed regularly. each transaction below is supply, gone forever.
every burn is on-chain. every receipt is verifiable. once burned, gone forever.
Whispers from below…
MAX isn’t chasing balls anymore — he’s chasing blocks.
Jeff’s dog stepped into the HyperEVM realm with a glowing sidekick, terminal open, instincts locked in.
Built around speed, curiosity, and staying one move ahead, MAX represents the loyal watcher of every cycle.
Quiet in the shadows, active when it matters. Hyper energy. Dog mindset.
FAQ
questions the unwilling ask. answers the cult provides.
What is Jeff's Dog?
A memecoin launching on HyperEVM via alt.fun — the launchpad whose tokens are simultaneously momentum vehicles and leveraged perpetual positions. Designed deflationary by construction: every creator fee the cult earns is used to buy back $MAX and burn it forever.
How do I bid on the MAX?
Connect to alt.fun, find $MAX, and place your bid during the bonding curve phase. Every trade you make generates creator fees — which the cult uses to buy back $MAX on the open market and send it to the dead address. The more $MAX trades, the more $MAX burns. Your bag grows scarcer; the dog ascends.
How does the First 33 airdrop work?
The first 33 wallets to buy 6.6 $HYPE worth (paid in $USDC, since alt.fun bonds in $USDC) of $MAX on alt.fun's bonding curve, complete the three rites, and submit the buy receipt at the final step of the ritual, each receive 1M $MAX (0.1% of total supply). Seats close 3 hours after launch or once all thirty-three fill. Airdrop runs automatically via script once the cohort is complete.
How does the buy-back-and-burn work?
Every trade on alt.fun generates creator fees that auto-route to
the MAX's wallet. Those fees are regularly used to buy $MAX on
the open market and send it to
0x000…dead — permanently
removing supply from circulation. Every burn is a public,
on-chain transaction. See
The Burns above
for every receipt.
Is the dev based?
ser, the dev sends his own bag to 0x000…dead and made you a milk carton cursor. you tell us.
Is this financial advice?
No. This is a memecoin. the dog calls; you choose whether to answer. Always do your own research.
